I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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