That's intense
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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