what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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