problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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