The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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