My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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