I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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