You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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