Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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