I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Drunk is not a location!
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