My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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