where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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