Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I supernannyed him into submission
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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