Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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