butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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