Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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