i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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