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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Letd wlk him
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Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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