Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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