Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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