the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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