Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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