1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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