You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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