went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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