Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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