I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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