Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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