Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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