Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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