I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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