David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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