Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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