Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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