Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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