This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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