and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My legs feel like baby dolphins
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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