i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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