rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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