i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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