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(704): View more from North Carolina

Her vagina smelled like bad decisions

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(305): View more from Florida

If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.

(607): View more from New York

Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.

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(801): View more from Utah

Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college

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(916): View more from California

I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay

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(416): View more from Toronto

We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.

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(620): View more from Kansas

I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today

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