Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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