Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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