Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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