She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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