Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
ok first of all what the fuck
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