You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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