dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
