it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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