so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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