Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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