Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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