Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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