I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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