honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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