I want to stick my p in your. b.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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