You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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