He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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