Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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